For more than a year now, Venezuelans have been chronically suffering from rampant malnutrition, resulting in the loss of 15 – 20 lbs. per year amongst many citizens of the oil-rich nation. Chief Venezuelan governmental strategists have unattestedly stated... Read More

Fresh off her plagiarism scandal, Chelsea Handler, once our beloved darling of the state, is now a pioneer in finding new lows: this time sinking fathoms beneath her previous bottoms with an unadulterated racist tirade aimed at African-Americans. Taking a... Read More

    In one of the most innovative and daring periods in Venezuela’s short history, socialist health care professionals have just revolutionized the country’s approach to healthcare in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible, open air flea market care! Venezuela has always... Read More