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The Unconditional Love

What it take for Unconditional Love We can name many of things that impact the sense and feeling of unconditional love. Such as Respect, Care, Appreciation. Unconditional Love can be defined as a process in life when one is tired... Read More

SUPER?, Maduro Names Michelle Obama as Head of Venezuelan Bureau of Health & Nutrition

  For more than a year now, Venezuelans have been chronically suffering from rampant malnutrition, resulting in the loss of 15 – 20 lbs. per year amongst many citizens of the oil-rich nation. Chief Venezuelan governmental strategists have unattestedly stated... Read More

Chelsea Handler Vying to Become the Next Grand Dragon

Fresh off her plagiarism scandal, Chelsea Handler, once our beloved darling of the state, is now a pioneer in finding new lows: this time sinking fathoms beneath her previous bottoms with an unadulterated racist tirade aimed at African-Americans. Taking a... Read More

Venezuela set to unveil worlds first open air hospital.

    In one of the most innovative and daring periods in Venezuela’s short history, socialist health care professionals have just revolutionized the country’s approach to healthcare in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible, open air flea market care! Venezuela has always... Read More

Privileged Cisgender Murders Non-Binary Reality Star: A Lethal Tale of Toxic Whiteness

In what can only be described as a hate crime of the highest magnitude, a privileged toxically white cisgendered lawyer, Benjamin Aaron Shapiro, verbally executed a non-binary Reality TV personality Cenk Kadir Uygur. Cenk, an accomplished senior fellow at the... Read More

Safe spaces can’t save unions, did Karl Marx predicted this?

Is it possible for the power of the unions to survive automation? Not far off the horizon, we may experience the death of the unions, the power of the worker as-we-know-it may come to an end and based Marx predicted... Read More

NASM fools the alt-right, again!

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again,” but can you? Socialists are all too often associated with stupidity or... Read More

15 Year Old Upset 55 Minute Handjob Only Resulted In Blisters

PHOENIX, AZ – Following an intense laser tag date, John Miller got his first handjob. Sadly the handjob only resulted in blisters on his dick. Though his 16 year old girlfriend claimed to be a “master” John did not realize that he needed to... Read More

Post-op Human to Cat transpecies suing City of Portland for Right to Vote

PORTLAND, OR-Eight months ago Dorlene Darius had a species change operation to change species from human to cat. At the time, she assumed that she would maintain her right to vote. When she went to vote in the recent Portland... Read More

Caitlyn Jenner: Getting Sex Changed Back to Male

  MALIBU, CA- Caitlyn Jenner announcing over Twitter today that she is getting a sex change back to male. Her original twitter post read: “Being a female sucks, hate the lower pay, but mainly upset by how hard it is... Read More
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