BOULDER, CO- The University of Colorado Boulder released a study last week that found that over 500,000,000 gallons of water are lost every year to poop splashes. The project’s top researcher, Dr. Dung said “While we were expecting to find... Read More

WASHINGTON- On Monday, President Trump took to Twitter to declare that his southern border wall will be built by Enslaved Mexican Children. His tweet read, “Fine, Mexico doesn’t want to pay for the wall, we will invade and force their... Read More

Kansas City, Missouri- Breadline News has learned from multiple sources that on the night of April 6, 2017, Austin Petersen cried himself to sleep after checking facebook and learning that most people view his blog, The Libertarian Republic, as fake... Read More

It’s been nearly three months since the world was rocked by the abhorrent comments regarding North Korean wonder boy Kim jung Un. Most would only describe the interview as an incomprehensible act of rage  by John Sidney “songbird” Mccain.  ... Read More

In what can only be called a blissful amalgamation of innovation and ingenuity Venezuela’s supreme leader has done it again, but this time he is fixing the taste of the food his people consume. Venezuelans have enjoyed some of socialism’s... Read More