For more than a year now, Venezuelans have been chronically suffering from rampant malnutrition, resulting in the loss of 15 – 20 lbs. per year amongst many citizens of the oil-rich nation. Chief Venezuelan governmental strategists have unattestedly stated... Read More

Fresh off her plagiarism scandal, Chelsea Handler, once our beloved darling of the state, is now a pioneer in finding new lows: this time sinking fathoms beneath her previous bottoms with an unadulterated racist tirade aimed at African-Americans. Taking a... Read More

In what can only be described as a hate crime of the highest magnitude, a privileged toxically white cisgendered lawyer, Benjamin Aaron Shapiro, verbally executed a non-binary Reality TV personality Cenk Kadir Uygur. Cenk, an accomplished senior fellow at the... Read More

Is it possible for the power of the unions to survive automation? Not far off the horizon, we may experience the death of the unions, the power of the worker as-we-know-it may come to an end and based Marx predicted... Read More

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again,” but can you? Socialists are all too often associated with stupidity or... Read More

PHOENIX, AZ – Following an intense laser tag date, John Miller got his first handjob. Sadly the handjob only resulted in blisters on his dick. Though his 16 year old girlfriend claimed to be a “master” John did not realize that he needed to... Read More

PORTLAND, OR-Eight months ago Dorlene Darius had a species change operation to change species from human to cat. At the time, she assumed that she would maintain her right to vote. When she went to vote in the recent Portland... Read More

  MALIBU, CA- Caitlyn Jenner announcing over Twitter today that she is getting a sex change back to male. Her original twitter post read: “Being a female sucks, hate the lower pay, but mainly upset by how hard it is... Read More

WASHINGTON- On Monday, President Trump took to Twitter to declare that his southern border wall will be built by Enslaved Mexican Children. His tweet read, “Fine, Mexico doesn’t want to pay for the wall, we will invade and force their... Read More

Kansas City, Missouri- Breadline News has learned from multiple sources that on the night of April 6, 2017, Austin Petersen cried himself to sleep after checking facebook and learning that most people view his blog, The Libertarian Republic, as fake... Read More