PHOENIX, AZ – Following an intense laser tag date, John Miller got his first handjob. Sadly the handjob only resulted in blisters on his dick. Though his 16 year old girlfriend claimed to be a “master” John did not realize that he needed to... Read More

PORTLAND, OR-Eight months ago Dorlene Darius had a species change operation to change species from human to cat. At the time, she assumed that she would maintain her right to vote. When she went to vote in the recent Portland... Read More

  MALIBU, CA- Caitlyn Jenner announcing over Twitter today that she is getting a sex change back to male. Her original twitter post read: “Being a female sucks, hate the lower pay, but mainly upset by how hard it is... Read More

BOULDER, CO- The University of Colorado Boulder released a study last week that found that over 500,000,000 gallons of water are lost every year to poop splashes. The project’s top researcher, Dr. Dung said “While we were expecting to find... Read More

WASHINGTON- On Monday, President Trump took to Twitter to declare that his southern border wall will be built by Enslaved Mexican Children. His tweet read, “Fine, Mexico doesn’t want to pay for the wall, we will invade and force their... Read More

Kansas City, Missouri- Breadline News has learned from multiple sources that on the night of April 6, 2017, Austin Petersen cried himself to sleep after checking facebook and learning that most people view his blog, The Libertarian Republic, as fake... Read More

It’s been nearly three months since the world was rocked by the abhorrent comments regarding North Korean wonder boy Kim jung Un. Most would only describe the interview as an incomprehensible act of rage  by John Sidney “songbird” Mccain.  ... Read More