For more than a year now, Venezuelans have been chronically suffering from rampant malnutrition, resulting in the loss of 15 – 20 lbs. per year amongst many citizens of the oil-rich nation. Chief Venezuelan governmental strategists have unattestedly stated... Read More

Fresh off her plagiarism scandal, Chelsea Handler, once our beloved darling of the state, is now a pioneer in finding new lows: this time sinking fathoms beneath her previous bottoms with an unadulterated racist tirade aimed at African-Americans. Taking a... Read More

    In one of the most innovative and daring periods in Venezuela’s short history, socialist health care professionals have just revolutionized the country’s approach to healthcare in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible, open air flea market care! Venezuela has always... Read More

In what can only be described as a hate crime of the highest magnitude, a privileged toxically white cisgendered lawyer, Benjamin Aaron Shapiro, verbally executed a non-binary Reality TV personality Cenk Kadir Uygur. Cenk, an accomplished senior fellow at the... Read More

Is it possible for the power of the unions to survive automation? Not far off the horizon, we may experience the death of the unions, the power of the worker as-we-know-it may come to an end and based Marx predicted... Read More

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again,” but can you? Socialists are all too often associated with stupidity or... Read More

It’s been nearly three months since the world was rocked by the abhorrent comments regarding North Korean wonder boy Kim jung Un. Most would only describe the interview as an incomprehensible act of rage  by John Sidney “songbird” Mccain.  ... Read More

In what can only be called a blissful amalgamation of innovation and ingenuity Venezuela’s supreme leader has done it again, but this time he is fixing the taste of the food his people consume. Venezuelans have enjoyed some of socialism’s... Read More