In one of the most innovative and daring periods in Venezuela’s short history, socialist health care professionals have just revolutionized the country’s approach to healthcare in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible, open air flea market care! Venezuela has always been home to one of the worlds most innovative and resource rich nations despite the current governments palate for minimalism.

Today a spokesperson for the Venezuelan government has confirmed that “in per-suite of glory and unlimited fairness” the Venezuelan people will all now be covered under the universal flea market physicians act. As a leader in economic collectivism this did not come without safety regulations and abhorrent tax hikes but universal health care is worth just about anything.

One of BLN’S more noteworthy journalists, a former doctor by the name of Stan D. Lines noted during a visit earlier this week, that most if not all patients appeared in poor health but were definitely enjoying the truly remarkably view.

No one is sure how successful universal health care can become as no one has properly tried it, but with unwavering obedience, conformity and a healthy serving of subjective disregard for standard medical practices, we believe Venezuela has delivered a truly Utopian approach to health care for all.