“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again,” but can you? Socialists are all too often associated with stupidity or brazen ignorance due to the mounds and mounds of empirical data piling up on the subject. However, our insider examination of last years united states presidential election will have you thinking twice before doubting the perspicacious of the new American socialist movement (NASM).

Seventy three percent of Americans assumed that there were three options in last year’s presidential election and on the surface, it would have appeared so. However, “Puck it. Mask off” as they say, the reality has now set in for many deplorable Americans that in fact there were only two options: The New American Socialist movement (NASM) and the Libertarian party. Now before we stand in line discussing the phantom victory for NASM and the greater utopian movement worldwide, we should briefly discuss the growing extremist group known as the Libertarian party.

These radical pro-principled individualists have been coagulating in cities and very small pubs across America since the dawn of the new socialist utopia in 1776, Hell bent on limited government, self-ownership and worst of all individualism. This rising threat to the utopia is so complex and expansive it had to be covered in an article of its own for more details follow us inside the rising radical organization known as the LNC for an in-depth look at “The only competition the NASM had in 2016.”

The NASM’s phantom victory should come as no surprise for the average voter. As we enter our thirty-third straight year of war with absolutely no deviation in our monetary or foreign policy, change is uncommon in the united states. American voters when presented with varying degrees of the same candidate become far more dependable than deplorable and nothing could make the utopian dream weavers happier but Donald J. Trump.

What could only be described as presidential, the star of the 1994 block buster “The Little Rascals” with the help of an inebriated congress passed a one trillion-dollar budget eviscerating any remaining semblance of the conservative platform he ran on. Mr. Trumps hundred-day about-face coupled with his love for socialized health certainly pulls the curtain back on the commonalty’s he clearly has with Sanders and Clinton. Trump has exposed the brilliance of the NASM’s illusion of choice. Surprise we’re all socialists now! Although the contents of his method acting where abhorrent, It’s time to forget and forgive his past misdeeds and accept our orange brother with open arms, On-ward together comrades towards a new ledge of greatness.