It’s been nearly three months since the world was rocked by the abhorrent comments regarding North Korean wonder boy Kim jung Un. Most would only describe the interview as an incomprehensible act of rage  by John Sidney “songbird” Mccain.   In what many are calling the fling of the century American Neo-con warmonger aptly named the “Desert Canary” by his former servicemen is fuming over his daughters rather saucy new secret menu item, Communist dictator and North Korean playboy Kim Jung Un. The thirty-three year old world leader is reported to have met Meghan McCain at a party in North Korea on Jan. 7, 2014 with none other then Dennis Rodman the real American bad boy. It’s been whispered in local cafes and fast food stops all across Yuma, Arizona that the two bonded over their mutual struggle with weight during the event which led to a more sensual bond by the end of the night. This news comes on the heels of an absolutely scathing and insensitive comment about the supreme leaders mental health and physical appearance which many believe prompted Meghan McCain to chew even deeper into the waiting arms of the newly dubbed “Korean Cheesecake” due to white women’s inability to stop fantasizing about him. Currently it is unknown how long this new dish will last between the two, however we know just how much Americans love a communist fairy tale.